A rep from the Disco party (Payment) joined his bitter rival from the Wildlife party (Free) in a mart. Upon his arrival, Free disclosed to Payment how he had managed to steal three chocolate bars from the shop though sophisticated security equipments had been installed to trap thieves.
Payment, upon hearing Free’s story, perceived his opponent could foist his experience and outwit him in stealing votes. He then persuaded Free to follow him to the mart to see how “proper” stealing could be done.
The two rivals entered the mart and Payment engaged the shop owner in a lengthy conversation.
Payment: would you want to see me perform magic?
Shop Owner: yeah
Payment: give me one chocolate bar.
Shop Owner: have it
Payment: give me another
Shop Owner: have it
Payment: give me the last bar
Shop Owner: have it quick and show me the magic quick.
Payment: Am going to chomp the bars quickly and after am done, search the pockets of my friend Free and you would find all the chocolate bars you handed to me there.
Who do you think is the smartest?
Source: Benne The Joker
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