The teacher & Akpos The Student (In School)
Teacher to Akpos: Sweet
Akpos: sweet sweeter sweetest
Teacher: Tall
Akpos: tall, taller tallest
The principal was passing by and on hearing this decided to enter the classroom-
Principal: That�s gud, I am impressed
Akpos, their teacher stood aside smiling.
Akpos; thank you sir
Principal: I will like to further test you
Akpos: no problem sir
Principal: ok let�s start
Principal: Up
Akpos: up upper uppest
Principal ďż˝ Short
Akpos: Short shorter shortest
Principal: Good
Akpos: good, gooder goodest
Principal: That�s wrong,
Akpos: that�s wrong, that�s wronger, that's wrongest
Principal: What?
Akpos: what? Whater? Whatest?
Principal: na wao
Akpos: na wao, na waoer, na waoest
Principal what kind of boy is this
Akpos: what kind of boy is this, what kind of boy is diser, what kind of boy is disers
Principal : Teacher are you looking at him?
Akpos: teacher are you looking at him, teacher are you looking at himer, teacher are you looking at himest
Principal: am out! abeg,
Akpos: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest
Principal: Shut up
Akpos: shut up, shut upper, shut uppest
Principal with shock written all over her face, places her finger on lips and leaves classroom
Teacher faints
Hmmmmmm Na matter ooo
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One Sunday an armed robbery gang entered a church and started closing windows and doors.
They told the congregation they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order.
They then approached the Rev. and asked - what is your name?
Rev: Zackariah Zmith,
Robbers: Lucky you
Pianist: Zemanuel Zwilliams - but one of the ushers is over there. Her name is Abigail Annany
Abigail: You liar, the usher replies, my name is Zzzzabigail Zzzannany
What will be your name if you were a member of this church? Over to you
Source: Quame/London
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