General: Hello! May I know you?
Caller (Akpos): sorry I want to
speak with Joy sir.
General: I said who are u & what
Akpos: hmmm (after he
understood the situation at hand),
Okay Sir, I am FRANK EDOHO
from WHO WANTS TO BE A
MILLIONAIRE. Joy's friend is
presently on the hot seat and needs
her help to answer a question for
2Million Naira. So the next voice
you hear after is her's, the time
General: ooh am
very sorry!!! Joy! ,Joy!! Pls take your
phone your friend needs your
Akpos: The question is, when are
you coming tomorrow?
A. Morning, B. Afternoon, C.Evening,
Joy: D. Night.
Akpos: Are you sure? Final
Joy: yes am very sure!
Akpos: okay, greet that yeye
father of yours for me
Joy: Ok, thank you.
The 1,000 Naira Note
Akpos got to school on Monday morning and the teacher Asked: why did you come late to school?
Akpors: "one man lost #1,000 Note at the bus stop.
Teacher: Ok. Were you helping him to look for the money?
Akpos: nooooo!!! I DEY CRAZE?????? Na me stand on top of the money since.......... .!!!
The Biology test
TEACHER: There will be a Practical Biology test next week.
Contrary to his nature, Akpos reads his book from cover to cover like no man's business.
On test day, teacher lines up about 5 birds, covering each with a piece of cloth so only their legs are visible.
QUESTION 1: Looking at the leg of a bird write, down its common name, species, family, zoological name, habitat etc.
After about 20 minutess of frustration and not writing down anything, Akpos goes to the teacher's desk and puts his blank sheet in front of her.
AKPOS: Sir, this test is too difficult! I am going home!
TEACHER: What! Come back here. What is your name?
Akpos raises his trouser and points to his leg - "Teacher you too, look at my leg and tell me my name, my surname, my house address and what tribe I come from"
|Disclaimer: Opinions expressed here are those of the writers and do not reflect those of Peacefmonline.com. Peacefmonline.com accepts no responsibility legal or otherwise for their accuracy of content. Please report any inappropriate content to us, and we will evaluate it as a matter of priority.|