Quotes of illiterate DCE -Kwame Kwakye. (An appointee of the erstwhile Kwame Nkrumah administration)
Since Osagyefo cannot division himself into twice, he has disappointed me to come and open this pipe. Now pipe open, water come, people drink, it can cook, it can wash, it can do nothing at all.
"If not Kwame Nkrumah, then me I am the who? All of you, you are the where?"
D C Kwakye, do you have children?.
Ans: No, because I'm a man, only women give birth
"I DC Kwakye Thank you for inviting me to open your new water project, now open your pipe, pipe open, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta !!!!!!!!!!!! "
"Hon Kwame Kwakye, what is your occupation?"
Ans: "I occupy the whole of Akyem Oda district"
Q: "And what is your mission here?"
Ans: "I'm a Roman Catholic"
"From Akim-Oda to Kraboa coaltar Meaa me botom"
The whole of Akyem Oda am burglar...(meaning he is popular)
A meeting was called and DC Kwame Kwakye could not get there on time. So doors were shut and the meeting began. During the course of the meeting there was a knock at the door.
Visitor: KNOCK, KNOCK...
Chairperson: Who is that?
VISITOR: THE LATE DC KWAME KWAKYE.
Source: Agyeiwaa Kodie
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