BIRTHDAY WAHALA!!!
Girl: sweetheart my birthday is approaching.
Guy: yeah babes I know.
Girl: what will you like to buy for me as a gift for your angel.
Guy: anything you want
Girl: ☺kaγ̲̣̣̥, just a small gift dear....
Girl : just name it
Girl: honey a Murano.
Guy: that is okay - after buying the murano sweet I will get you a murano biscuit and murano drinks along with it.
Girl: nooooooooo, I mean a murano jeep.
Guy: faints
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Divorced Neighbour:-
A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. “I’m so horny that I can’t stand it.” she said.
“I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?”
“Yes!!!!” he replied enthusiastically. “Wonderful.” she said. “Would you watch my kids?”
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