Rich people no go kill me o. Went with a friend to visit a very
very rich family. The maid approached me and ...
Question: What would you like to have? fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question : Ceylon, tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question : How would you like it? Black or white?
Answer: White.
Question : with Milk or fresh cream?
Answer: With milk.
Question :Goat's milk or cow's milk?
Answer: With cow's milk please.
Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: Umm, I think I'll just take the freezeland cow.
Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: With sugar.
Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: Cane sugar.
Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: Oya, forget about the tea. Just give me a glass of water instead.
Question :Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: Mineral water.
Question : Flavored or non-flavored?
Answer: Abeg, forget!!! Which kind wahala bi
dis?