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Emeka knocked on the gate of a brothel in a red light district. The madam opened the brothel door to see a young man called Emeka. His clothes were tattered and he looked needy. Can I help you?. the madam asked. I want Linda, said Emeka. Young Man, Linda is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps take someone else. No, I must see Linda, Emeka replied. Just then Linda appeared and announced to Emeka that she charges N50,000 per visit. Emeka never blinked but reached into his pocket and handed her fifty pieces of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a room for an hour after which Emeka calmly left. The next night he appeared again demanding Linda. Linda explained to him that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts. it was still N50,000. Again, Emeka took out the money, the two went up to the room and he calmly left an hour later. When Emeka showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again, he handed Linda the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Linda questioned Emeka; No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?. Emeka replied; I'm from Warri. Really? said Linda, I have a brother who lives there and does business. Yes, I know! Emeka replied. He gave me N150,000 to give to you.