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The teacher & Akpos The Student (In School) Teacher to Akpos: Sweet Akpos: sweet sweeter sweetest Teacher: Tall Akpos: tall, taller tallest The principal was passing by and on hearing this decided to enter the classroom- Principal: That�s gud, I am impressed Akpos, their teacher stood aside smiling. Akpos; thank you sir Principal: I will like to further test you Akpos: no problem sir Principal: ok let�s start Principal: Up Akpos: up upper uppest Principal � Short Akpos: Short shorter shortest Principal: Good Akpos: good, gooder goodest Principal: That�s wrong, Akpos: that�s wrong, that�s wronger, that's wrongest Principal: What? Akpos: what? Whater? Whatest? Principal: na wao Akpos: na wao, na waoer, na waoest Principal what kind of boy is this Akpos: what kind of boy is this, what kind of boy is diser, what kind of boy is disers Principal : Teacher are you looking at him? Akpos: teacher are you looking at him, teacher are you looking at himer, teacher are you looking at himest Principal: am out! abeg, Akpos: am out abeg, am out abeger, am out abegest Principal: Shut up Akpos: shut up, shut upper, shut uppest Principal with shock written all over her face, places her finger on lips and leaves classroom Teacher faints Hmmmmmm Na matter ooo ********************************************** One Sunday an armed robbery gang entered a church and started closing windows and doors. They told the congregation they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They then approached the Rev. and asked - what is your name? Rev: Zackariah Zmith, Robbers: Lucky you Pianist: Zemanuel Zwilliams - but one of the ushers is over there. Her name is Abigail Annany Abigail: You liar, the usher replies, my name is Zzzzabigail Zzzannany What will be your name if you were a member of this church? Over to you