Teacher: Construct a sentence with the word �big�
Akpos: The ram is big
Teacher: Make it a longer sentence
Kpos: The ram is big OOOOO
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Operator: 911, what is your emergency?
Man: Two girls are fighting over me.
Operator: so?
Man: The ugly one is winning
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Teacher: Who can state one difference between a bird and a fly?
Akpos: A bird can fly but a fly cannot bird?
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Akpos: How much for a haircut?�
Barber: N500
Akpos: And how much for a shave?
Barber: N50 sir.
Akpos: very well, shave my head
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Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, watin he do?
Teacher: Your son is not brilliant at all. He can�t even spell �lion�
Papa Akpos: Ah, ah. You know say na small pikin. You for tell am make he spell small animal like �mosquito�.
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Two girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other was beautiful. Kofi walked straight to the ugly girl�
Kofi: Hello
Ugly Girl: Hi
Kofi: Wanna dance?
Kofi: Ok, go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.
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Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Student: We should stop wasting time studying and find that woman.
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