Akpos And His Girlfriend

Akpos promised his girlfriend twenty thousand naira while chatting with her on BBM. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel. "Honey! Where's the 20k you promised me last week?" She asked. "I don't have any money with me right now babe, but here's my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account" He gave her his ATM card and left for Abuja, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account. Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend, "Hello." "Akpos, I just deposited the 100,000 naira I've been owing you for six months now into your account. You should get an alert on your phone soon." Akpos is in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree. **John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station where he usually passes on his way home and rob him of his wages. One Friday, he bought a loaf of unsliced bread and hid his money in it. At the station, the thugs as usual approached him but their leader said, "Don't worry, you can keep your money today. We just want you to give us the bread in your hands."