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1. Every time you talk about your future together, she smiles and nods. And then asks you to pass the salt. Or worse, you've been dating for over a year and the future has never come up once. 2. Her friends don't seem crazy about you. They hardly acknowledge your presence because they know she's not that into you and at least one of them seems to straight-up hate you. 3. When you ask her how she feels about marriage, she gives you a weird, obtuse answer. "I don't know, I guess if that's where two people are at then that's their decision." 4. Every time you fight, she says, "Maybe we should just break up." Like, everytime. 5. She hates weddings. She won't go with you to your friends' weddings and if she does, she just texts the whole time or leaves to have a cigarette and probably call her ex. 6. She picks weird fights after weddings. She claims the fights are not about you and that they're really about all that something borrowed, something blue crap but come on, you know where this is going. 7. She flirts with others in front of you. She calls other people "hot" in front of you and she actively tries to get other people's phone numbers. You'll ask her why she does this and she'll probably say something like, "Oh, I just think it's funny," but it is not funny. It is not funny at all. 8. She doesn't want to move in with you � ever. Like, ever-ever? Like ever-ever. 9. She doesn't think she believes in monogamy. Think open marriage is an option? She doesn't believe in that either. 10. She always has an excuse to miss family gatherings/talk to your family. She's never met them and they think you made her up. 11. She's wearing your engagement ring like a Carrie Bradshaw ring-necklace. Run.