Men Who Eat Meat Should Be Banned From Having Sex

All men who eat meat should be banned from having sex, according to an animal rights group which claims that scoffing sausages is a symptom of 'toxic masculinity'.

The German branch of animal rights group Peta claims that men contribute significantly more to the climate crisis than women, primarily through their meat consumption.

It cites research published in the scientific journal PLOS One last year, which found that men emit 41 per cent more greenhouse gases than the female population with their eating habits.