IT is said Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger is short of strikers - so could this man be the answer?
Tiny actor Verne Troyer - Mini-Me in the Austin Powers movies - showed his allegiance to The Gunners by wearing a club shirt at a celebrity golf tournament in California.
Canny Wenger hasn't spent much in the summer transfer window. So perhaps he could sign 2ft 8in Verne, 42, to play alongside Robin van Persie up front.
We're sure he'd cost only a Mini-Fee.
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