South African Woman Invents Anti-Rape Device

A South African woman has invented an anti-rape device which when inserted into the vagina, will bite into a guy�s penis when she flexes her vagina muscles. Sonette Ehler, the inventor of the device called the RAPE-X, says she got the idea from a friend who when she was raped recently told her �I wish I had teeth down there� Ehler says the logo for the device features the slogan �YES MEANS YES, BUT NO MEANS CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!� South Africa has the highest rate of rapes in the WORLD.