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A MAN'S visit TO A very rich family recently.... The maid approached him and....hmmmmmm The maid asked: Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee? Answer: tea please. Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea, iced tea or green tea? Answer: Ceylon tea please. Question: how would you want it, black or white? Answer: white. Question: milk or fresh cream? Answer: with milk please. Question: goats' milk or cow milk? Answer: cow's milk please. Question: freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow? Answer: umm, I think I will just take the freeze land cow. Question: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? Answer: with sugar please. Question: bee sugar or cane sugar? Answer: cane sugar. Question: white, brown or yellow sugar? Answer: OYA, Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water. Question: mineral water, tap water or distilled water? Answer: mineral water. Question: flavored or non flavored? Answer: In fact get me an empty glass! Question: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug? Answer: abeg, I think I will just swallow my spit!! Which kind wahala too be this????????